Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Justin Bieber tweets "I love you" to me! Phewwww....

In order to get more followers in Twitter, some people resort to use fake name to create identity confusion. That explains why some artist will insert the words “The Real” at their Twitter to differ themselves from the fake account. 

I received a tweet from Justin Bieber with this message, “I love you “. Oh yeah...a smiley after the "I love you" to make me message sounds horny. Yaiks...

Look again at the name, its JustiM Dieber. So WTF. This guy/gal must be hoping for some “blind” teenagers to get excited over the message and follow him. Judging from this person tweets, sigh…he’s a pervert! Look at all the messages, “I love you”, “I wanna hug you” and “Do you love me”. That is so desperate for followers isn’t it?

This is how I reply him. Guess he’s used to getting all this kind of reply. JustiM Dieber….Pui..pui..pui..Dieber, Go become driver or go change diaper! or worst, go Die. 

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For those who hates Justin Bieber, there's these videos on Justin Bieber getting "The Rock Bottom" by The Rock @ Dwayne Johnson and Stone cole stunner by Stone Cold. Plus, a choke slam by The UNdertaker!

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Dutch dethrone Spain in latest FIFA ranking. Dutch at No.1?

Why are Netherlands at the top of FIFA football ranking? That’s the question that is playing in my mind now. If based on results from competitive matches, we know Spain excelled when it mattered most.

The Orange profited from Spain’s defeat by Italy in a friendly on Aug 10th to leapfrog Spain in the ranking, this becoming the seventh team to sit atop the global ladder. Rubbing salt on the wound: Netherlands did it without even kicking the ball in a friendly match against England due to London riots.

Still, if looking at Spain’s 2011 competitive matches result, they are still top of the world. Judging from the points difference between Spain and Netherlands, it is only a matter of time before La Roja claim back the top spot.

p/s: Netherlands, you’t won’t stay long at the summit.

Another major change comes in South America continent. Uruguay becomes the top-ranked South America team following Brazil lost to Germany. Well, Uruguay deserve to be there. Meanwhile, England also moves up in the ranking to fourth thanks to Brazil defeat.

Russia (13th, up 5), Nigeria (38th, up 5) and Algeria (46th, up 6) are the biggest gainers.

Malaysia remains at 146th. Not helping Safee Sali to join QPR at all :)

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Monday, August 22, 2011

“My Favorite Smurf”

My favourite smurf is Smurfette simply because Kate Perry is holding the character! Smurfette, being the only female smurf among the five who got sucked out of their world through the giant vortex, it doesn’t mean Smurfette is protected all the time by other smurfs.

The only way for the smurfs to get back to Smurf Village is to hurt a girl’s heart. They have to break her heart so badly that she will cry nonstop. The tears from the girl will form a giant vortex and lead them back to their village. So Smurfette comes up with a plan. First, they have to arrive at Las Vegas.

Upon “waking up in Vegas”, Smurfette tells Clumsy , “Use your love” and find a “California Gurl” that looks like an “E.T”. That girl might be ugly, but she has to be a “teenage dream”. This is where the difficulties come in.

The Smurfs

Once Clumsy found the California Gurl, he has to make the girl fall in love with him and kiss her for 5 minutes. Then, he needs to shout “I kissed a girl”!!!!! Upon hearing that, Brainy has to light up the “fireworks” so that it will looks like a dream comes true for the girl-to-meet-her-prince dream. In fact, the “fireworks” is meant to send signal to open up the giant vortex.

After kissing her, Clumsy has to act like nothing happen. Smurfette tells Clumsy that girl must be “thinking of you” whole night but Clumsy has to stay tough and behave “hot and cold”. He has to act as if the kiss happened “last Friday night” and that’s it. The brief relationship should ends like that so that the girl will be very hurt and cry out loud.

With the girl crying nonstop, a giant vortex is formed and all the five smurfs are sucked back into their Smurf Village. They live happily ever after. The same goes to the E.T alike california gurl.

P/s: oh yes, I'm using all Kate Perry's hitz to construct this post. Big fan. xoxo

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Tony Fernandes should consider giving Safee Sali a trial at QPR. Leave alone the transfer to QPR!

Ever since Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes bought over Queens Park Rangers from Bernie Ecclestone and Flavio Briatore, football fans in Malaysia keep asking Tony to bring our national striker, Safee Sali to the play in Premier League.

With Tony Fernandes, there is always hope. In Air Asia, we believe in “Now everyone can fly”. So with QPR, Malaysians do believe “Now everyone can play in Premier League”. That explains why all are pushing for Safee Sali to be given chance in Premier League.

If we never try, we never know. Those who have doubt on Safee’s talent should know this. Safee, currently plying his trade for Pelita Jaya from Indonesian Super League, scored 7 goals in 13 appearances on his first season. He officially transferred to Pelita Jaya on a USD 30,000 transfer fee and his salary reached USD 10,000/ RM 30,360 and is given a condo plus driver from his manager. Do you know, Safee is the first Malaysian player to play at the Indonesian Super League.

Plea for Tony to bring Safee to QPR began to circulate once Khairy Jamaluddin tweeted on this to Tony.

This morning, our patriotic radio DJs from hitz fm, JJ & Ean started the page in Facebook for Malaysians to “like” the page (Safee Sali to play in QPR) as a sign of support and so, another plea was made at national radio! Within hours, there are 747 likes on the page. supports the idea of Safee Sali playing for Queens Park Rangers. ( Those still reading this post right now, show your support to Safee Sali. “Like” that page!

As the main shareholder in QPR, Tony does have the right to bring in any players that he wished. But that still depend on the player permit application. Football players who are from outside Europe will be required to obtain a work permit if they wish to ply their trade in English football.

Not all footballers who wish to apply for work permits will be automatically be granted them as there is specific criteria by which the immigration authorities will judge the application. Work permits will only be issued to international football players of the highest calibre who will be able to make a significant contribution to the development of the game of football in the United Kingdom at the highest level.

Here comes the headache, for a foreign player to apply for permit in UK, the criteria must be met:

a) A player must have player for his country in at least 75% of its competitive A team matches of which he was available for selection, during the two years preceding the date of the application

b) The player’s country must be at or above 70th place in the official FIFA world rankings when averaged over the two years preceding the date of the application

In Safee Sali’s case, he got a tick in (a) but not in (b). Malaysia are ranked at 146 at latest FIFA World Ranking. Looking at such requirement, it is very unlikely that Safee will get his chance in QPR. Having said that, it doesn’t mean that’s the end of the journey. There is another option!

Tony can actually offer a free trial to Safee Sali. He might not be able to play in competitive match for QPR, but at least he can test himself by training with QPR players; Adel Taarabt, DJ Campbell, Jay Bothroyd, Kieron Dyer or Daniel Gabbidon.

The prospect of learning tricks from these established players are enough to send shivers down Safee’s spine. Learning from Adel Taarabt! Hello, this player was linked to Real Madrid and Manchester United during the summer. World Class! After the trial, we can see what QPR manager, Neil Warnock has to say about Safee.

When Manchester City was bought over by Thaksin Shinawatra, three players from Thailand was given a trial to train Manchester City squads. Eventhough the 3 players didn’t make it, at least they have the chance to show where they stand. The same goes to Safee Sali.

My plea to Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes, please pass the words to Neil Warnock to give Safe Sali a trial at QPR. We never try, we never know.

(Malaysian football depends on Bayern Munich coach! That malaysian-born coach!)

I end this post with the parody by Hitz fm's "Hitam Kuning" by Jj & Ean feat. Nadhira.

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whitely who starred in the latest Transformers film says her lips can change colour according to her mood! That's like chameleon!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who recently starred in the latest Transformers film Dark of the Moon, has revealed that her lips can change colour according to her mood. That will be like chameleon! She called her lips "mood lips".

Wearing an unzipped studded leather jacket, Rosie gazes seductively at the camera while drawing attention to those famous lips by biting on the arm of a pair of sunglasses.

She adds, 'They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired.

'They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I've got mood lips.'

In the latest issue of Australia's Maxim magazine,Rosie revealed, 'The rest of my body requires a lot of upkeep, but the lips are one thing I don’t have to work on.'

Have a closer look at her moody lips! Look at the lips for 5 seconds. you can feel it is talking!

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Stan (Kroenke) blasting Arsene Wenger in Arsenal Remix, with lyric

As Manchester United and Premier League fan, this song is really great! A Gunner who go the extramile to tease Arsene Wenger’s transfer policy. Guess what, this parody is by a fed up Arsenal fan. This Arsenal supporter, Gunnerblog changed the lyric in Eminem’s hits “Stan” to launch a hilarious dig at Wenger tactician.

In the parody, “Stan” refers to Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke complaining on Wenger’s lack of summer signings. Gunnerblog is really brilliant here. Replacing the words in the lyric with a perfect one to symbolize what happened at Arsenal.

Take for example, "There probably was a problem with my web banking or something, I hope I didn't mistakenly send them to Tottenham..." instead of there probably was a problem at the post office or something.

This parody is epic! The lyric relates to Wenger’s stint as boss of Japanese club Grampus Eight too, it continues: "I know you probably hear this every day but I'm your biggest fan, I even dug that underground stuff you did in Japan.

Not left out from the critic was Wenger’s signing of flops in Amaury Bischoff which he describes as no knees! Guillaume Warmuz and Denilson as well.

Stan Kroenke becomes more irritated in the lyric after failing to get a response from Wenger and his tone gets more and more aggressive. He joked on firing Pat Rice but can’t because of the huge compensation.

Gunnerblog is good in rapping like Wenger too. Hilarious! Imagine Wenger rapping back to Stan. With that accent, you just know that is Arsene Wenger speaking. 

It ended with Arsene almost got sack by Stan because he disagree with his philosophy and his approach. Brilliant parody!


[Chorus: Dido]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Arsene, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent transfer funds to spend this autumn, you must not have got them
There probably was a problem with my web banking or something
I hope I didn’t mistakenly send them to Tottenham
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up man, how's Boro Primorac?
I’m hoping if I’m free I’ll make the Chelsea match
though with Torres this way, Drogba might play
that’s a worry.
I heard about your problem with Cesc Fabregas- I'm sorry
I spoke to Sandro Rosell but they didn’t really want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even dug the underground shit that you did in Japan
I’ve built a room full of your medals and your trophies, man
I’m extending your assistant’s deal, too, so you can keep Pat.
Anyways, hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

[Chorus: Dido]

Dear Arsene, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you won't answer back
If you didn't want to buy Phil Jagielka
you didn't have to, but if I’d known your plans I’d’ve slapped you
You bought this French kid, he's only six years old
We negotiated a great deal with Everton and you just said “No!”,
That's pretty shitty man – like when you signed Silvestre
Or how you never bought a keeper because Almunia impressed you
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like seeing that
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - cos I'm just like you in a way
I don’t like losing money either;
but you gotta speculate to become the market leader
Sometimes you get it right like you did with Alex Song
But there are so many examples of when your gambles just go wrong
Like when you bought that German- or was he portugese?
You know the guy: Amaury Bischoff- The one who had no knees
Or when you signed that keeper- what’s his name- Guillaume Warmuz?
Or said Denilson and Diaby were world class performers
See nothing you say is real, The truth? You don’t tell it.
All you do is talk about “mental strength” 24/7
They don’t believe it anymore Arsene-no-one does
You need to change the record if you’re going to pick their spirits up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should play 4-4-2

[Chorus: Dido]

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Owner,
I couldn’t give a shit if you’ve got an economic diploma
It's been six years and still no trophy- What the fuck?
and now you even found a way to fail to win the Emirates Cup
So this is my memo I'm sending you, a note from you to me
You might want to put in a call to your friends at PSG
Hey Arsene, have a sip of vodka, don’t be depressed!
You know that Kaiser Chiefs song, "Everyday I love you less and less"?
Well that’s the best way to describe how the fans feel
As the years have worn on, you’ve just lost your appeal
That's just how it is, you could have stopped us from being crappy
but instead you perservered with your lousy tippy-tappy
Cesc was right- and now it looks like you’ll lose Nasri
Doubtless you’ll replace them with a few more Squillacis
I love you Arsene, it could have been forever, think about it
You’ve ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
Arsene; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Arsene, that's Pat Rice crying on the floor
but I didn't fire him yet, believe me, I thought of it
but his compensation’s huge and we just can’t afford it
OK, time to go, I'm dialing Jose now
Oh shit, I forgot, you always see your contract out
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

[Chorus: Dido]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
Gervinho had a freak out cos the rain made his hair frizzy
Look, I'm really flattered you keep sending me letters
but maybe making the odd public statement might be better
I'm sorry I didn't see you at Chelsea, I musta missed you
I heard Lady Nina crashed the box and tried to kiss you
I understand you’re sad that Nasri can just go for free
but remember: finishing fourth is better than a trophy
There are many issues, Stan, like Financial Fair Play
that mean we have to run the club in this self-sufficient way
And what's this shit about us trying to buy a player?
Think of Emmanuel Frimpong
it could kill his career
We have an exceptionally strong group of players
Who show they have enormous mental strength
There’s nothing wrong with our defence
It’s just that perhaps sometimes we can lack a little sharpness
But we’re fine- you should relax a little
I’m glad you are ambitious
But Stan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand, there’s a long term plan
I don’t want you to do some crazy shit
I saw this thing on Sky Sports News a couple of days ago that made me sick
Some foreign owner tried to sack his famous coach
because he disagreed with his philosophy and his approach
So when his contract finishes
They’ll say his time is through
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

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