Monday, August 22, 2011

“My Favorite Smurf”

My favourite smurf is Smurfette simply because Kate Perry is holding the character! Smurfette, being the only female smurf among the five who got sucked out of their world through the giant vortex, it doesn’t mean Smurfette is protected all the time by other smurfs.


The only way for the smurfs to get back to Smurf Village is to hurt a girl’s heart. They have to break her heart so badly that she will cry nonstop. The tears from the girl will form a giant vortex and lead them back to their village. So Smurfette comes up with a plan. First, they have to arrive at Las Vegas.


Upon “waking up in Vegas”, Smurfette tells Clumsy , “Use your love” and find a “California Gurl” that looks like an “E.T”. That girl might be ugly, but she has to be a “teenage dream”. This is where the difficulties come in.

The Smurfs

Once Clumsy found the California Gurl, he has to make the girl fall in love with him and kiss her for 5 minutes. Then, he needs to shout “I kissed a girl”!!!!! Upon hearing that, Brainy has to light up the “fireworks” so that it will looks like a dream comes true for the girl-to-meet-her-prince dream. In fact, the “fireworks” is meant to send signal to open up the giant vortex.

After kissing her, Clumsy has to act like nothing happen. Smurfette tells Clumsy that girl must be “thinking of you” whole night but Clumsy has to stay tough and behave “hot and cold”. He has to act as if the kiss happened “last Friday night” and that’s it. The brief relationship should ends like that so that the girl will be very hurt and cry out loud.


With the girl crying nonstop, a giant vortex is formed and all the five smurfs are sucked back into their Smurf Village. They live happily ever after. The same goes to the E.T alike california gurl.


P/s: oh yes, I'm using all Kate Perry's hitz to construct this post. Big fan. xoxo


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