Sunday, February 28, 2010

Looking at Curvy women = excitement from drinking beer


For millions of women fretting about their weight the news will be a huge relief, men prefer a curvier figure.


From recent research, the effect on the male brain of a shapely woman is, apparently, comparable with that of beer and brandy. Figures such as Beyonce's also light up the male brain in the same way as illegal drugs.

The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls (below). Curviness is the trump card.



Researchers in Georgia, in the U.S., scanned the brains of 14 young men as they looked at before and after pictures of nude women who had plastic surgery to give them more shapely hips and bottoms.


Seeing the post-operative shots excited the brain's 'reward centres' - regions more usually activated by drink and drugs.



High waist to hip ratios - or hourglass figures - proved particularly stimulating. this could be because wide hips have long been linked with good health - and the ability to carry healthy babies. Yes.."conservative thinking" (our granddad) believes this theory.


The moral from this research is simple

1) Look at curvy women when you want a beer (waste $ and health threatening)...

2) Why waste money to buy beer when curvy women give us the same excitement!!

3) I did not recommend this method to drug addicts because I believe they will R*** the curvy women after getting the excitement ;p


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