Let’s guess what is the most useless game in the world and Malaysia right now? Not only this game contributes NOTHING to the player, it is time wasting too. Only those with a lot of free time will do this. Introducing planking- the phenomenon that has taken the world by storm where the planker has to do nothing to play the game.
(on the floor....)
You might wonder how we can do nothing to play the game. How is this possible? Only the nerds and geeks can make this possible. Well, a planker only has to lie face down with both hands at the sides, legs straight out and forehead touching the ground.
Next question, why the nerds want to plank? One college “nerd” student who was interviewed in a planking article said there is no real reason behind their plank, just to amuse themselves and friends. My opinion, these nerds just need attention and 5 minutes fame. These nerdie will plank in crowded public places to get stares which they found it hilarious.
(2 nerds planking at Madjid Jamek LRT station)
The catch is the planker has to find interesting place to play the game. The weirder and more creative the location is, the cooler the plank becomes. One “creative” Australian planker decided to plank on the railings of a balcony and sadly, his creativity lead to his death when he fell from the balcony. BODOH!
(suicide attempt?)
One thing to worry is, planking has become a friendly competition to see who can do the most outrageous plank. Let’s say today Betty planks on the stairs, Cindy “rasa tercabar” and she planks on the car. The next day, Betty planks on her house balcony. Betty, being a diva, boast about her planking achievement to Cindy who again “rasa tercabar” and this time Cindy planks at the highest that she can reach- house roof. A slip while planking and she fall to her death. Kepala hancur berkecai. In the end, this rivalry leads to death.
(loves smelling the road)
The only positive thing that we can gain from planking is we can build our abdomen muscle. Look at this girl's plank. Six pack comes easily if she does it daily.
(Damn straight can!!)
Quiz time! Do you know that Mat Rempit is the one who popularize planking in Malaysia? They plank on their bike with their legs straight out and forehead touching the bike’s seat. :)
Upon searching for "Planking Malaysia" in Facebook, you can find a lot of photos of the nerds with their creative plank. Main point to be delivered is not to see their photos, but Facebook actually suggested Did you mean "Anjing Malaysia".. lol
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